It's the End of the World and I Feel Fine

The Mayan calendar was off the mark today. Let's be honest, December 21 is here and so are we.

At the ruins of the ancient Mayan city of Chichen Itza, thousands chanted, danced and otherwise frolicked around ceremonial fires and pyramids to mark the conclusion of a vast, 5,125-year cycle in the Mayan calendar. The doomsayers who had predicted

More than 30 Michigan schools closed for the holidays two days early, in part because the Mayan calendar predicts the world will end on Friday, an official said.

If the Mayans were right, this may be the last episode of TUAW TV Live -- ever. That's a good enough reason to watch the show today, right? Well, that.

HIT: We're here. The Mayans' Long Count calendar prediction of doomsday did not come true. MISS: Cy Young knuckleballer R.A. Dickey, one of the few bright spots in the Mets' dismal season, now a Toronto Blue Jay. HIT: U.S. Department of Agriculture and