Editorial: Christmas quotes 2012

The asteroid did not hit Washington D.C. as the Mayans promised. So, as a consolation and a break from all of the insanity I humbly and confidently present to you the best Christmas quotes in the world. And I dare you to

The asteroid did not hit Washington D.C. as the Mayans promised. So, as a consolation and a break from all of the insanity I humbly and confidently present to you the best Christmas quotes in the world. And I dare you to

Or as Slade would put it: ITTTTT'S CHRIIIIIIISSSSSTMAAAAAAS! And nothing says funny like 'a two-thousand-year-old story about the son of God'. So here, ladies and gentlemen, are some of our favourite funny quotes about this very special time of year.

From classic to contemporary, these famous Christmas quotes from movies will remind you of some of film-making's best contributions to Christmas…

Thanks to the doomsday predictors being wrong yet again, it's finally Christmas Day 2012! And it wouldn't be Christmas without a rundown of some of our favorite comedians' jokes and bits about the most wonderful time of the year. Take a look at our